We're selling our one and only DodgeyRy. This fella can make your life a blast one minute...and an absolute misery the next.

Eats your lunch as well as his own, turns every conversation into 'sex' and has a sense of humour so dry the Aussies sharpen their yellow sandpaper with it.

One only (and thank God for that)

Free to a good home (comes with a Jess and a Asher)